Hi there! Welcome to the first post on my blog! How exiting! First of all, let me clarify a few things. One: you may be looking at the the web address and stuff thinking: "Oh dear. This poor gal doesnt know how to spell 'Blog'. Either she forgot the B or she is from a strange country where B's are against the law." No. I do know how to spell "blog". And No. I am not from Canada. Let me explain. I figured that EVERYONE who has a blog, has a blog. But not I. I took out the B, so now I have a "log". (Amazing right?) And that is the only thing I have to say on that matter. Two: I will try to post everything humanly possible onto this blog. If I fail, I shall live in shame for the rest of my miserable little life. I shall become an outcast of society and never live a day again without being haunted by evil ghosts and taunted by everyone who walks past me and those people will sheild their eyes because if they look at the girl who was unloyal to her log, they will go blind because of the ugliness of her soul... overreacting much? NO I AM NOT!!!!!! I WILL POST AS MUCH AS I CAN!!! ...hehe!... Three: I hope I can entertain you long enough so you don't... die... smileyface!!! :)
Here is a beautiful picture my artist drew for you. (Me)
Oooh! Aaah! Wow. No wonder my artist is being payed a million dollars per picture. (Please make donations to help pay for these expensive masterpieces) Ah! Would you look at that! Another beautiful picture has been prepaired for this wonderful occasion!
Oh! Fabulous! I am speechless. Oh wait. Me? Speechless? FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARED ALL DAY!!! Okay. Well here I go. Pushing "Publish Post"... TA DA! Log you tomorrow!!!
